Поцреотизм

Давай потрещим - Davay potreshym – I'd like to discuss something with you

Ты кто по жизни? – Ty kto po shysny? - Introduce yourself, please.

Есть че? А если найду? - Est cho? A esly naydu? - Mister, y want to steal your pfone and money

Чей-то тут у нас? – Choyto tut y nas? - Sir, I've noticed a peculiarity of your clothes.

Ну, ты это - Ny, te eto - Mister, you'd better figure out your further actions faster.

Ты что мне стелишь? – Ty chto mne stelysh? - Mister, y don't understand what you're trying to say to me.

Ты че, рамсы попутал? - Ty che, ramsy poputal?. – Honey, you're wrong?

Фигли ты тут с этим. – Fygly ty tut s etym. – Mister, your social circle bothers mi a bit.

Проблемы? Нет? Щас будут. - Problemy? Net? Shas budyt.- My dear, y don't appreciate your behavior.

Ты че такой дезкий? –Ty che takoy derskyi? –Mister, y don't like your tone.

Ну, епт. -Nuept. – I’m disappointed with your reply.

Ты че, конченный? - Ty che, konchenyi? – Mister, you're making a mistake.

От души. -Ot dushy. –I’m very grateful for your help.

Красава. – Krasava. – You did a very good job.

Тебе в падлу, что ли? -Tebe v padlu, chto ly? – Please, meet my reguest and do what I’m asking for.

Ты че, не догоняешь? – Ty che ne dogonyaesh? – You haven't got me, have you?

Я тебе отвечаю. По-любому. – Ya tebe otvechayu. Pa lubomy. – I am absolutely sure of what I am saying.

Может на кортах поговорим? - Moshet na kortakh pogovorim? - Take a seat, please.

Чтобы я тебя тут больше не видел. – Chtob ya tebya bolshe ne videl. - All the best, Goodbye!

Слышь, сюда подошел! – Slysh, suda podoshel! – Good afternoon, sir! Could you be so kind and come to me for a small conversation?